It was a sad day on January 28, 2007 for Patti and her beloved Patti-Wagon. Patti-Wagon was taken away from Patti by some evil doers in the city of Edmonton Alberta. Patti, like any other lover, searched high and low, not wanting to miss any hints of where Patti-Wagon might have gone. Patti even journeyed to the local Law Enforcment agency to report her missing love. After a sleepless night, Patti called her insurance people, to see what needed to be done in the event that Patti-Wagon did not reunite with Patti in the nearest of futures. After 2 painful weeks of mourning, Patti must say a heartfelt farewell to Patti-Wagon, as it seems they shall never see eachother again. The insurance people will let Patti know in the next week of how much they will give her for the unfortunate loss of her first true love. Patti knows that no amount of money will fill the hole that is left in her heart, but it may help make it possible for Patti to find a new love one day. Patti-Wagon will be remembered forever with cherished memories of road trips and good times had by all who got to experience Patti-Wagon in all her glory.
Author's note: The 1986 Toyota camry seen above, is not the Patti-Wagon, but Patti sadly has no pictures of her beloved one.
4 comments:
Well, I guess this is the "Norweidian" reporting (although technically, it would by Norwedian - none of these extras "i"s) It is quite pink, I must say I was quite shocked when I opened the page. It looks like it's the end of another era for which I am not around to share in...Goodbye Patti-Wagon. Sorry Pa-Hi.
Wait. It got stolen?
I'm confused what actually happened.
Kort
Yes Kortney, it got stolen.
I am sorry for your loss. We are not so different, you and I.
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